On the other hand, the look is worth it. I look like the hand...
On the other hand, the look is worth it. I look like the hand gesture people do to indicate "Wowza"
Girdle restrictive, bra uncomfortable, rollers an arse pain... if D's jaw is not on the floor when he sees me I'm going to be very, very upset.
On. The. Floor
Hair still not dry, am on train
I spent so fucking long on this roller set, I may as well wear it to the airport and wait till it’s close to when D’s plane gets in/till it’s actually dry and I can style it to take it out.
I wonder if D’ll notice the rollers in my bag.
Note to self: At some point you need to do victory rolls on D… he’d rock em
I've had my hair in rollers since 11AM
It’s still not dry, I blame the rain and the fact that my hair is to my ass. It better be dry by 8:15, it should take less time under the bonnet dryer, I just hope it’ll be under 30 min, cause after that I gotta dash for my cab. OMG I’M SO EXCITED TO SEE D
Dear US Government
Please spy on me, spy on me all you like. I would literally let the CIA follow me around for as long as you like, if it would get my husband’s greencard faster, also… if you’re spying on everyone so much how come I still have to fill out so many forms?
I Gave This Nail Salon A Second Chance
and it fucked it up, I should not have a broken nail the day after a manicure, I’m sorry, but no
At This Point I Can Often Enjoy Porn With Fetishes That Squick Me
I can just kinda fap around it
My vanity chair is really popular
My vanity chair is really popular
I salute the flag of my imperialist home land, with an...
I salute the flag of my imperialist home land, with an immigration system that doesn't work, a widening divide between rich and poor, abominable health care practices, and race issues that should have been solved in the 19th century.
I salute the flag of a country who stands for freedom and lets corporate greed dictate its prison system, a country were rapists are forgiven and victims vilified, a country where uterus bearers rights regarding their own bodies are up for debate, a country with rampant homophobia and xenophobia to the point of madness, a country that believes in the separation of church and state and teaches religion in schools.
That said we I do think are a country of innovators and I think we can be that way again. I think we need to open our borders up and bring home our military, America should be a country of people who choose to be here, a country with an advanced social safety net and intense community mindedness, we should be more civic minded than northern Europe not less.
My Issue With Elementary Is Not That Lucy Liu is Watson
My issue is that Freema Agyeman is not Sherlock.
sufferingsardines: prettysinking: Women are so pissed about being objectified and then they...
Women are so pissed about being objectified and then they objectify themselves by getting abortion which is literally saying "my body is just a thing I use for sex, not the actual divine purpose it was created for"
are you fucking high
I started reading 50 shades of grey today and this still takes the cake for the dumbest thing I've read all day.
Actually my body is my body and not just an incubator
Holy fuckballs I have a lot of cleaning to do. Need to get shit ready for husband who's going to be here on friday.
Shit
I Have A Cozy Life
I have a loving spouse, and a pretty little house where the sun shines bright and beautiful through the windows in the morning filled with nice things like my pretty tea pot and my pink polka dotted china, and lots of pretty dresses to wear and lots and lots of books to read.
My house is blue and white on the outside and it has a lovely veranda to sit on, and my floor has a lovely deck where I hang the laundry when ithe weather is nice and sit on warm evenings with a gin and tonic, watching the world.
My house is warm in winter and cool in summer and I’ve got a big comfortable bed to sleep on and a statue of a lady wearing an owl mask to look at whenever I want, and nice tea in a pretty tin to drink, and lots and lots of extra towels should I ever need them. For work I play pretend with people and they nearly always leave happy, it’s a very cozy sort of a life.
MY HUSBANDS VISITING ME ON FRIDAY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MY HUSBANDS VISITING ME ON FRIDAY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The guy was supposed to come look at my appliances today
and my phone didn’t ring when he called and I’ve got a terrible fucking headache, and now I’m curled up in a ball crying.
You Know What I Think Is Great About Internet Porn
It proves so fully that there’s no one monolithic standard of beauty for men or women or anybody, not really. There’s what culture tells people is hot, but in truth no matter what you look like and what you’re attracted to I really do believe there’s a lid for every pot (that wants a lid, and every lid that wants a pot, of obvs some lids have multiple pots and some pots have multiple lids… I’m taking this metaphor too far) but the point is, if you can get to the point of being stable enough for a relationship, you can find someone who suits you, and the more we tell people its okay to look how they look or how they want to look the better things will be because really and truly, no matter what you look like someone thinks you are the hottest person on the planet.
^_^
I Got Hair Dye On My Guest Towels :(
This is what I get for ordering blue and snowy white guest towels imported from turkey.
I am why I can’t have nice things.
From now on all hairdying will be done in a wash tub in the basement
Did you go to the High Mass on Sunday? Any luck with making new friends?:-)
I missed it cause I was tired
anaomily: qbutch: oh-forsure: stupiduglyfatcunt: myphoria: C...
Check out the contrast between these search results. Not a single "loser", "easy", "desperate", "stupid", "scum" or similar insult in the search results for fathers.
Why, society, are single fathers so often seen with sympathy and admiration, yet single mothers are painted as a washed-up, disgusting strain on the system?
This is fucked.Men are gross.
UGHHHH
Rage
ugh
Occasionally I forget about my many MANY Penelope Garcia based sexual fantasies
and then it all comes flooding back.
There are very few things I would not let that woman do to me.
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