"Hehehe. Don't fuck with a girl in a forklift. Best resignation ever!"
""Hehehe. Don't fuck with a girl in a forklift. Best resignation ever!""- My roommate
"So he's got a frying pan as a weapon. Looks like Sam Gamgee and Tangled were on to..."
""So he's got a frying pan as a weapon. Looks like Sam Gamgee and Tangled were on to something.Also…really, 'take me to your leader'? I can't even handle this""
- My roommate
"Oh, sure, that's a GREAT idea. Let's just go wait in the dark by ourselves for our..."
""Oh, sure, that's a GREAT idea. Let's just go wait in the dark by ourselves for our friend to show up and help us figure out HOW THE CREEPY HOUSE IS STEALING PEOPLE. It'll work SO WELL. Nothing will go wrong AT ALL""- My roommate
"Liz: "We never got enough back story there. How did they end up hiding?" Rina: "I..."
"Liz: "We never got enough back story there. How did they end up hiding?"Rina: "I don't know, I guess they ran into the family at some point and they were like 'oh, look, a Time Lord. I guess we should eat him'""
- My roommate
"There's a lot of people who don't….stay dead. Not in a creepy sort of way, but in..."
""There's a lot of people who don't….stay dead. Not in a creepy sort of way, but in a 'we kind of re-wrote time' kind of way. We're not talking zombies here.""- My roommate
Doctor: Don't they teach recreational mathematics anymore?
Doctor: Don't they teach recreational mathematics anymore?Liz: I LOVE RECREATIONAL MATHEMATICS.
Asshole Lance: And then I'm stuck with the woman who thinks the height of excitement is a new flavor Pringle!
Asshole Lance: And then I'm stuck with the woman who thinks the height of excitement is a new flavor Pringle!Liz: Hey, that is exciting.
"Santa don't give a shit. You're somebody's Christmas present."
"Santa don't give a shit. You're somebody's Christmas present."- My roommate
"Are they going to write a rap song? The TARDIS, WHAT? The TARDIS, WHAT?"
"Are they going to write a rap song? The TARDIS, WHAT? The TARDIS, WHAT?"[Catherine Tate shows up]
[Catherine Tate shows up]Liz: WHAT.
Me: *grins*
Liz: YOU KNEW THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.
Dalek: Daleks have no concept of elegance!
Dalek: Daleks have no concept of elegance!Cyberman: This is obvious.
Liz: So they got rid of emotions, but kept the sarcasm?
"No but really, what is he doing here? Because the last time I saw him, he was in Star Trek and he..."
"No but really, what is he doing here? Because the last time I saw him, he was in Star Trek and he was fucking shit up there, too. So I can only assume that he's here to cause trouble.""WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE? They left him in a parallel universe! It's not like a..."
"WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE? They left him in a parallel universe! It's not like a tightrope you can just walk across. And he's not that good an acrobat, anyway!"- My roommate
"Did she just kiss him!? Eww, cougar, gtfo! … Though wouldn't he technically be the..."
"Did she just kiss him!? Eww, cougar, gtfo!… Though wouldn't he technically be the cougar?"
- My roommate
"It is cake. The fact that it is in a cup is irrelevant."
""It is cake. The fact that it is in a cup is irrelevant.""- My roommate
"This looks way too happy to be the start of a Doctor Who episode."
"This looks way too happy to be the start of a Doctor Who episode."- My roommate
"The universe sounds like an angsty internet connection?"
"The universe sounds like an angsty internet connection?"- My roommate
"He lives with his mother, doesn't he."
"He lives with his mother, doesn't he."- My roommate
We're making them watch Love and Monsters.
"Let's close the pit. Just pour in a little cement, and we're good here. Lunch break."
"Let's close the pit. Just pour in a little cement, and we're good here. Lunch break."- My roommate
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