Bolivia sexo & Adult chats on trillian: Attention Whore

drfrederickchilton: If gay people don't use the phrase "I cant think straight around you" as a pick...

If gay people don't use the phrase "I cant think straight around you" as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.

Photo

mareeps: remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs

mareeps:

remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs

eat her out till she fall asleep and then rob her

Photo

half-naked-and-not-so-famous: holymaurymotherofgod: holymaurymo...

half-naked-and-not-so-famous:

holymaurymotherofgod:

holymaurymotherofgod:

My baby, my baby no
thank god for the Maury Show.

let me tell you about this girl
who tellin' lies to the world
about a pimp like me?
girl, you must be crazy! i'm a G
every girl would love to have a baby by me

please, please, help her find her baby's dad
damn, if you did, i would be so glad
stop callin' my phone, drivin' by my home
she got more miles than airplane tires!

My baby, my baby no
thank god for the Maury Show.

meanplastic: NEVER FORGET. 2007 †

meanplastic:

NEVER FORGET. 2007 †

cupcakenutsack: do he got a booty

cupcakenutsack:

do he got a booty

14 reasons people should stop hating leonardo dicaprio

14 reasons people should stop hating leonardo dicaprio:

thefuuuucomics:

1. He dances like this at parties

2. He can do this with his face

3. He quit smoking 3 years ago like a badass

4. He loves his family and mama a whole lot

5. He also fucking loves his dogs and animals in general

classy as fuck

6. He uses his fame wisely. He is extremely devoted in animal, wildlife and human welfare and charities, like the WWF, and encourages his fans to petition and donate with him. Leo helps save tigers and elephants and whales and more. He donated a fucking million dollars to Haiti. He had a giant birthday party, but all the guests had to donate money for wildlife efforts. When he won his ONLY Golden Globe for The Aviator, in his speech he urged the audience to contribute to the earthquake relief at that time. He is currently taking a break with acting to rest and to focus more on this stuff. He is a fucking green superhero

that is a candid photo bitch

7. He has been besties with Kate Winslet since Titanic, he even made a ring for her, and he spoils her kids. Kate's ex husbands are all scared of Leo because Kate loves him so much and he could probably beat them up if they ever hurt her and they should get married but that's a whole other damn story just look at them

ps kate says of all her sex scenes she does in films (like a lot) she liked working with him the best. damn girl just friends?

8. He has also been besties with Tobey Maguire since they were little kids and they are such dorks

9. This picture

wtf.

are you not in love yet

10. He grew up in a shitty ghetto area of LA surrounded by crime and drugs, so he vowed never to get involved with that stuff. Have you seen a mug shot of him? Noooo

11. Lol when his hair gets too long he wears a fucking headband

12. He's ironing on a fucking roof

13. The fact that he always fucking walks like this

he just loves to walk okay

14. He is just a classy, suave motherfucker

15. Also as serious as he seems most of the time, he used to do photo-shoots like this: