Dildo Envy.

danishprinciple: チョコバナナ ネタ的な画像

danishprinciple:

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fuckyeahfeminists: feministfashionista: There is now an Eiffel...

fuckyeahfeminists:

feministfashionista:

There is now an Eiffel Tower vibrator. I am 110% done.

oh my

jellobatch: take-a-break-and-laugh: has it ever occurred to...

jellobatch:

take-a-break-and-laugh:

has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living

What do they get as their Christmas bonus…

pornacorn: dick rainbow

pornacorn:

dick rainbow

pornacorn: The Vibra Dolche This is not a joke, it's a real...

pornacorn:

The Vibra Dolche

This is not a joke, it's a real corn-u-brator. Being a really good, powerful vibe and having soft, smooth texture as well as a dial base and easy-to-find AA batteries, this is something I really like-no, I love the vibra dolche. But sadly, it is no longer made.

Bought as a joke, it revealed itself to be an incredibly comfortable and powerful vibe. It's quiet and the only gripe I have myself is it's not silicone, but it has never gassed or smelled, and has stayed stable and cute. Amusing concept, great craftsmanship, decent materials and it does really well on battery life. All you could ever need in a vibrating corn. 

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tickleslut: Choices Choices Choices by Edd Ahrens on Flickr

tickleslut:

Choices Choices Choices by Edd Ahrens on Flickr

tumbly-wumbly: mileyhighrus: stressful day in the office I...

tumbly-wumbly:

mileyhighrus:

stressful day in the office

I think you mean orifice.

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fattitudeproblem: Don Wand Glass Pleasure Wand, Candy Cane

fattitudeproblem:

Don Wand Glass Pleasure Wand, Candy Cane

"There is no organization, board or coalition that regulates the safety of sexual aids in the United..."

"There is no organization, board or coalition that regulates the safety of sexual aids in the United States, Japan, Canada and the European Union. None, zero, zilch. Why does that matter? Because, with no regulations, they CAN and DO, make it out of whatever material they want. Toxic? Who cares. Hazardous? Whatever. Cancer-Causing materials? What the consumer doesn't know will make us more money! Keeping them made cheap? Now we're talking sex toy production style. Regulating sex toys production would be admitting that people use them, and our government doesn't want to do that-for goodness sakes, sex toys are illegal in 6 states! How could the government evaluate the safety of something that is illegal? Doing so would be admitting that people used them, and as a result, that the government condoned such behavior."

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It's National Masturbation Month! To celebrate, we'll be highlighting resources on the topic every Sunday in May. Today we're featuring our Introduction to Sex Toys page. Check it out here! (via thecsph)

I wonder if there is some way to turn my Chemistry degree in to a job working on sex toy materials safety. I would love that job.

(via theclarkknight)

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pornacorn: red/orange toys

pornacorn:

red/orange toys

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Got wood? Get more.

Got wood? Get more.

chloeamourxxx: I Love my Job! :) #dildos

chloeamourxxx:

I Love my Job! :) #dildos

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pornacorn: Original Anthro dragon, such a lovely! On loan from...

pornacorn:

Original Anthro dragon, such a lovely! On loan from a friend. 

Medium David in kitchen sink. 

Ultimate Fantasy in pale. 

Vixen Creations Randy in mocha. 

Medium Desi in blue. 

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